1. *slow clap*

    Everyman, Everyhouse

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  1. *slow clap*

    Everyman, Everyhouse
  2. How did you not nail Sansa? pathetic

    everyone of house common sense
  3. I heard Joffrey was a bitch

    Spider of house woooo you're dead
  4. I’m pretty sure you died a virgin, nerd

    Colin of house woooo you're dead
  5. Idt blood coming from someone’s eyes has ever looked better

    MannGarrett of House HELLYEAH
  6. I hope you choke, fucking prick.

    Holcz of House Finally
  7. Choke on that you little shit bag! I’m out. (drops mic)

    Sansa of House Stark/Lannister
  8. I’m going to molest you! You inbred hick! And maybe take the iron throne…

    Trevor Philips of House Philips from GTA 5
  9. Eat a gallon of dicks.

    Your penis
  10. You’re mean!

    Lord Nice of the House Niceness
  11. joffery actor man, I am seriously worried about your physical well being, one day some crazy guy is going to murder you on the street

  12. joffrey, you suck the sweat from a dead mans gooch your grace. I want to cut off your nut sack scoop out your tiny balls then strech your scrotum over you danity head like a swimcap right before a I have the mountain cut out your eyes and both he and the hound scull fuck your eye holes in turn ( ONE IN, AS THE OTHER IS OUT, AND BACK AND FORTH!)

    shamus house of balls and shaft
  13. Wipe that evil smirk off your stupid face, you little masochistic prick!

  14. You’re a faggot

  15. If I see you in the street I will totally piss on your shoes if it please my lord. And stick your uncle daddy’s rotting hand up your bloody ass. Douche of the eternity

    Ser James of House Laird
  16. Batman should of killed you you little shit fuck. I HATE YOU DIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEIDIE

    Maximus of the house of elrond
  17. I hope your dick gets cut off by your new wife to be and she stuffs it up your ass and all the realm lol at your demise over wine.

    Ser Clark of Guinevere
  18. Shut your filthy mouth King Joffrey. You cry like a little school girl when you’re slapped in the face or bit on the arm. You are nothing but a lousy inbred asspipe who likes to cause mayhem and destruction. May a dragon blow you up.

    pissed of eddard stark fan

  20. Fucking woman beater.

    I will unleash five hairy convicts to rape your ass and beat you. I paused Episode 4 of Season II just to say this.

    When they fuck you, they will not use lube. Your asshole will be bleeding after the first man, but they’ll each take you 50 times. Your asshole will now be gaping 9 inches. They will then pour Tabasco sauce down your anus, as a dog bites off your cock.


    Lord Angry McTavish
  21. Fuck you Joffrey.

    Mitchell McRae
  22. DOUCHE!

  23. Well… my dear sweet prince… F**K you for all the things you have done! I hope that the white walkers come straight to your door step and eat your sick, black heart, you ungrateful, Dick bag, Ned killing, spawn of incest BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lord Edward of House Romaneno
  24. Take a pike up the ass fucker

    Kickass of House Asskick
  25. Mayhaps my liege desires a scepter ramming? If it please you.

    Ser Mike of House Awesome
  26. How about a lovely skull fuck, your grace

    White Walker
  27. Dick!

  28. Your dad is your uncle? Check. From the south? Check. I think we know what this makes you, Joffrey.

    Sallis, House Wellington
  29. lol “long” live the king.

    Ash Martell
  30. I look forward to your demise.

  31. Tie him up and let him loose on the eve of his 30th.

    Lucy of House De Jesus, daughter of Juan
  32. Cercei you can keep him.

    Jaime Lannister the KingSlayer
  33. I should have pushed that little shit off the bridge when I had the chance.

  34. Get your ass in line you inbred bastard.

  35. Seven hells! PRICK!!

  36. You freakin suck man, how could you do that to Ned!?

  37. Fuck you! Fuck you HARD like your mom does to your uncle/dad, ohhhhhh what!?

    Ser Mike of House Awesome