1. I know you would have been afraid if we met. I’m too hot for you.

    Khaleesi Daenerys

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  1. I know you would have been afraid if we met. I’m too hot for you.

    Khaleesi Daenerys
  2. Then I will put your fucking head on a spike, you little fucking douchebag

    Benethor of House Stark
  3. I will also take the Iron Throne and nail Daneinyrs when she is my wife

    Benethor of House Stark
  4. Fuck you Joffrey, right up your ass. You cannot go without five minutes without getting fucking pimp slapped by your own family. After I overthrow you, I will let every person from the Stark family to beat up your ass from killing Ned Stark. I will let the crowd tear your fucking worthless little dick off and your microballs off your scrotum. I will then put you in prison to sit with disease infested rats to congest STDs so can’t have sex with anyone. After four months of this, I will then use Ice to behead you just like you did with Stark. He was the only decent person on that show. Fuck you little dickbag

    Benethor of House Stark
  5. Fuckin lightweight can’t handle his alcohol

    Braun of House doingwuteverthefuckiwant
  6. *slow clap*

    Everyman, Everyhouse
  7. How did you not nail Sansa? pathetic

    everyone of house common sense
  8. I heard Joffrey was a bitch

    Spider of house woooo you're dead
  9. I’m pretty sure you died a virgin, nerd

    Colin of house woooo you're dead
  10. Idt blood coming from someone’s eyes has ever looked better

    MannGarrett of House HELLYEAH
  11. I hope you choke, fucking prick.

    Holcz of House Finally
  12. Choke on that you little shit bag! I’m out. (drops mic)

    Sansa of House Stark/Lannister
  13. I’m going to molest you! You inbred hick! And maybe take the iron throne…

    Trevor Philips of House Philips from GTA 5
  14. Eat a gallon of dicks.

    Your penis
  15. You’re mean!

    Lord Nice of the House Niceness
  16. joffery actor man, I am seriously worried about your physical well being, one day some crazy guy is going to murder you on the street

  17. joffrey, you suck the sweat from a dead mans gooch your grace. I want to cut off your nut sack scoop out your tiny balls then strech your scrotum over you danity head like a swimcap right before a I have the mountain cut out your eyes and both he and the hound scull fuck your eye holes in turn ( ONE IN, AS THE OTHER IS OUT, AND BACK AND FORTH!)

    shamus house of balls and shaft
  18. Wipe that evil smirk off your stupid face, you little masochistic prick!

  19. You’re a faggot

  20. If I see you in the street I will totally piss on your shoes if it please my lord. And stick your uncle daddy’s rotting hand up your bloody ass. Douche of the eternity

    Ser James of House Laird
  21. Batman should of killed you you little shit fuck. I HATE YOU DIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEIDIE

    Maximus of the house of elrond
  22. I hope your dick gets cut off by your new wife to be and she stuffs it up your ass and all the realm lol at your demise over wine.

    Ser Clark of Guinevere
  23. Shut your filthy mouth King Joffrey. You cry like a little school girl when you’re slapped in the face or bit on the arm. You are nothing but a lousy inbred asspipe who likes to cause mayhem and destruction. May a dragon blow you up.

    pissed of eddard stark fan

  25. Fucking woman beater.

    I will unleash five hairy convicts to rape your ass and beat you. I paused Episode 4 of Season II just to say this.

    When they fuck you, they will not use lube. Your asshole will be bleeding after the first man, but they’ll each take you 50 times. Your asshole will now be gaping 9 inches. They will then pour Tabasco sauce down your anus, as a dog bites off your cock.


    Lord Angry McTavish
  26. Fuck you Joffrey.

    Mitchell McRae
  27. DOUCHE!

  28. Well… my dear sweet prince… F**K you for all the things you have done! I hope that the white walkers come straight to your door step and eat your sick, black heart, you ungrateful, Dick bag, Ned killing, spawn of incest BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lord Edward of House Romaneno
  29. Take a pike up the ass fucker

    Kickass of House Asskick
  30. Mayhaps my liege desires a scepter ramming? If it please you.

    Ser Mike of House Awesome
  31. How about a lovely skull fuck, your grace

    White Walker
  32. Dick!

  33. Your dad is your uncle? Check. From the south? Check. I think we know what this makes you, Joffrey.

    Sallis, House Wellington
  34. lol “long” live the king.

    Ash Martell
  35. I look forward to your demise.

  36. Tie him up and let him loose on the eve of his 30th.

    Lucy of House De Jesus, daughter of Juan
  37. Cercei you can keep him.

    Jaime Lannister the KingSlayer
  38. I should have pushed that little shit off the bridge when I had the chance.

  39. Get your ass in line you inbred bastard.

  40. Seven hells! PRICK!!

  41. You freakin suck man, how could you do that to Ned!?

  42. Fuck you! Fuck you HARD like your mom does to your uncle/dad, ohhhhhh what!?

    Ser Mike of House Awesome